These Rubber Duckies Are More Suitable For Battle Than Bathtime

Question: What looks like this:

But sounds like this?

Answer: This cart full of rubber ducks , which, when squeezed in unison, sound an awful lot like a clan of screaming soldiers:

These ducks -- or maybe they're geese? -- just need to team up with these goats who yell like humans  and they'd have a proper army.

"AHHHHHH!"

 H/T Tastefully Offensive