32 'Sexy' Halloween Costumes That Make No Sense At All

There's nothing wrong with a "sexy" Halloween costume, but lately the term "sexy" has been used a bit too loosely, especially in the case of commercially-produced costumes.

When every option out there is Sexy This and Sexy That, eventually you run out of good ideas. We updated our original post to find even more costumes that someone thought needed to be inexplicably sexed up, even though they had no business doing so.

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Killer Whale

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Watch out, girl in a sexy seal costume!

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Corn

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Just ... what? Either you're a HUGE fan of corn, or you drew the shortest straw. Guessing the latter.

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Olaf From 'Frozen'

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We can definitely let this one go.

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Body Bag

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Right.

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Bert

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What would Ernie think? Wait, don't answer that.

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A hairy blue monster from a children's show that eats nothing but cookies all day? SEXY.

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'Biscuit Beast'

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... Or if the REAL Cookie Monster is too sexy for you, there's always "Biscuit Beast."

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Crayons

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Perhaps the person who thought this was a good idea ATE a lot of crayons as a child. That would make sense.

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Sudoku

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Okay, this is just numbers on a dress.

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Taxi Driver

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If you've seen a real taxi driver lately, chances are you don't fantasize about him wearing something like this.

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Real Estate Agent

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She'll sell you a house, and then ... give you some papers to sign.

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Medical Marijuana Dispenser

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That's it! EVERY profession has to be sexy now.

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CSI Agent

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Have you seen that show? The actors are already way hotter than any CSI in real life, so this just takes it even further. We can't see the benefit of wearing a skirt that high while collecting evidence.

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French Fries

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Sorry, Freedom Fries costume.

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Pizza

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You're gonna get a lot of "toppings" jokes, just forewarning.

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Nun

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Ah, love the Biblically accurate high heels.