Tiffany Trump Might Actually Be Hannah Montana

When Tiffany Trump delivered her speech at the 2016 Republican National Convention , Twitter was quick to point out her resemblance to Hannah Montana. But this is far more than your everyday doppelgänger. Brace yourselves for what we’re about to tell you, dear readers. It’s become clear that Tiffany Trump … IS Hannah Montana.

Blasphemy, you say? Don’t be silly! Look at the facts!

Tiffany and Hannah look like long-lost twins.  

That hair, that smile ... they must have been birthed from the same womb.

They have the same voice and speaking mannerisms.

What are the chances?

They both have ~secret~ musical careers.

Hannah Montana was your average tween by day, and a musical sensation by night. Well, we wouldn’t exactly call Tiffany a musical sensation, but she does have a musical identity of her own.  

No, really. Take a listen.

Yup. This actually isn’t a joke. DO YOU BELIEVE US NOW, INTERNET?

Tiffany and Hannah have never been spotted in the same room together.

Hmmm ... very suspicious. Must be because they’re the SAME PERSON.

They both wear white dresses.

WITH BLACK DETAILING! OH. MY GOD.

They both have arms AND legs.

THE SAME LIMBS? HOW COULD THIS BE?

UNCANNY.  

If this is some kind of weird Disney subliminal message for Miley Cyrus’ acting comeback, we’re all for it. If Tiffany Trump is really just the spawn of Trump, then maybe not so much.

So all we have to say now is ...

 Your move, Miley. Reveal yourself.