Even Siri Knows How Sad The Cleveland Browns Are

As humans first, and sports fans second, we know not to pile it on poor Cleveland Browns fans. Their team hasn't won a playoff game since 1994, and has never won the Super Bowl. Every year, they unequivocally suck.

Apple's iPhone helper Siri, however, is a cold, heartless robot, and has no problem directing Browns fans right to ground zero for sadness in Cleveland: FirstEnergy Stadium.

As WEWS-TV in Cleveland first pointed out, if you're in Cleveland and simply say "sadness" to Siri, this is what she'll spit back at you:

Those three stars on Yelp must stand for the three years the Browns were temporarily not an NFL franchise . 

Sadness: The most pervasive quality of Cleveland's football team. Even Siri apparently agrees.