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Posted: 2015-10-01T19:21:04Z | Updated: 2015-10-01T19:21:04Z 13 Pigs That'll Do ... That'll Do | HuffPost

13 Pigs That'll Do ... That'll Do

They'll make your heart explode without even eating them.

Pigs are quickly becoming a popular pet with animal lovers. And shhh> the pigs seem to know it shhh>.

In fact, they're using their charm to get inside our hearts. Not inside our hearts the classic way, where we eat them and their delicious cholesterol-filled meats. The pigs are using a different, more heinous tactic. They're infiltrating our society... with CUTE.

I'm here, human. I've sprung into your life and you can't put me back.
That's it, look at how adorable I am. Pay no attention to your quickly dwindling authority, hehehe ...
You think you're controlling me, human ...
But the real truth, human, is I am controlling you, mwahaha -- yeah right there.
OMG, WHERE'D YOUR HEAD GO?? ... Oh, there you are. You're crafty, human.
I'll need help with these humans. Turtle, with your speed and my looks, this neighborhood is ours.
"Soon, you'll learn the ways of the red dot just as I have, young piglet ..."
Dude, look at us twinning so hard right now, amirite!
What are your boots made of? Heh, just saying, I have a lot of animal friends and ... I know where you sleep.
Me, adopted? Heh heh, very funny, human. This guy with the jokes!
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Applying "oinkment"... AHH, I see what you did there! Not bad, human, not bad.
Perhaps I will keep you around after all, as my court jester.
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Now, cake for all pigs who are me!

 

 

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