The Electoral College Giveth, And The Electoral College Can Taketh Away

Change.orgs viral petition calling on electors to make Clinton President over Trump is no more outlandish than the result we got: coronating a rapey, racist, misogynistic, transphobic, homophobic, xenophobic, thin-skinned, Narcissist whose very face is a threat to the dignity and safety of millions of people at home and abroad.

But that would subvert democracy! goes the cry. In fact, the electoral college was designed in part to prevent a person unfit to govern from attaining office, as snopes.com informs us. They should know; they deal in the absurd. Thus, the electors could save us from ourselves in a manner specifically envisioned by the framers. Its hard to imagine a more Hamiltonian moment than the one were in. Take that, pious constitutionalists.

Besides, what precious democracy is there left to subvert? Everyone agrees for one reason or another the system is rigged. Nor are campaigns the genuine clash of ideas they may once have been, but vulgar, no holds barred cage matches and series of dirty tricks. What more fitting terminus to Trumps execrable candidacy than to flush it down this emergency chute actually built into the system?

For those who fear such an electoral college putsch would plunge us into civil war, consider: We may be headed there already. The collective psychic trauma is immense and spreading, as protests coast to coast gather thunder. Trumps victory emboldens the haters, but Clintons resurrection would empower the lovers, and restore dignity and respect to the bullied and abused. With Trump, we will spend the rest of our lives re-litigating settled civil rights and environmental protections in courts populated by his doppelgangers. (Yes, the President appoints all federal judges, not just Supreme Court Justices.)

Trump voters: Your children are on the verge of disowning you for dashing their hopes of inclusiveness and inviting violence against them, as they should. Is that enough of a portent of civil war for you to reconsider the damage youve unleashed?

Stunning as it may seem, the die is not irrevocably cast. We can still use our broken tools to re-forge our broken government, rather than settle like broken animals. Trump voters may insist thats exactly what they did. But only a minority endorse his deplorable views. The rest cast a Brexit plus plus plus protest vote. We get it: Clinton and the Washington elite have some atoning to do. Now get real: The huckster blue collar billionaire never cared about your plight, and hes not going to start now just because you fell for his con.

So if youre enamored with reality television, youll love this adrenaline-pumping twist: The electoral college giveth, and the electoral college can taketh away. Petition the electors to deliver us from this mass hangover. We can celebrate the fact that it will take more of them to change the outcome of this election than the five Supreme Court Justices (or one) it took to stop the Florida recount and crown George W. Bush in 2000. That, and they would be certifying the candidate who actually won the most votes. Then we can have a sober conversation about how we got here.

To the electors themselves: You need not tell anyone your plans, not even each other. You can go quietly and vote your conscience.

Lets make America mediocre and struggling to improve again, rather than a fascist nightmare and beacon of hatred. #notmypresident #pussygrabsback

Update (as of November 23, 2016) Momentum is Gathering:

According to Politico , at least six electors, including members of a group calling itself The Hamilton Electors , have said they will not cast ballots for Trump. Meanwhile, several states remain within potential recount reversal amid reports of possible voter machine hacking and other malfunctions , such as in Wisconsin.

Predictably, as the idea that Trump can still be defeated gains traction, the blowback against elector-defectors is increasing. Just as predictably, Trump is laundering his image in a feint to appear reasonable until he can consolidate victory. (And the lapdog media is mostly buying it). This is all the more reason why conscientious electors should be circumspect about their plans. The more Trump and Co trust they have this in the bag, the less pressure electors will face.

As for Trump, he has not changed his spots. Like Maya Angelou said: When someone shows you who they are believe them; the first time.