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Posted: 2016-11-17T17:58:30Z | Updated: 2016-11-17T17:58:30Z Turkeys Who Literally Can't Even Right Now | HuffPost

Turkeys Who Literally Can't Even Right Now

They've lost all ability to even.

It’s a dicey time for turkeys.

Slicey and dicey.

Political uncertainty and upcoming holiday dinners have left many of them with the inability to even. No matter how hard they try, these turkeys simply can’t even.

HuffPost Andy McDonald
Can't even.
HUffPost Andy McDonald
Seriously, can't even.
HuffPost Andy McDonald
Literally can't even right now.
HuffPost Andy McDonald
WTF, can't even.
HuffPost Andy McDonald
Umm... can't even?
HuffPost Andy McDonald
OMG, can't even.
HuffPost Andy McDonald
Ugh, just can't even.
HuffPost Andy McDonald
This weather, can't even.
HuffPost Andy McDonald
Yaaaassss, can't even.
HuffPost Andy McDonald
So crazy busy tired... can't even.

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