What Would GOP Jesus Do?

12. And GOP Jesus went into the temple of God, and pandered to all them that sold and bought in the temple, and threw even more money onto the tables of the moneychangers,

13. And said unto them, It is written, My house shall be called the house of profit; congratulations for making it a den of thieves.

14. And the blind and the lame came to him in the temple; and he stole what little they had and threw them out onto the street.