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The statement showed that Trump is definitely cross at the verdict but doesn't understand the meaning of the word "crucify."
"My summer plans include rating 17 million pool handstands 'on a scale of 1-10' even though they are all pretty much 4s".
"I am getting so many answers right on 'Jeopardy!' tonight my husband just asked, very seriously, 'Is this a re-run?'"
Ufologist Giorgio A. Tsoukalos accused Fabian Nicieza of knowing nothing about Deadpool, not realizing that the comic book writer helped create the superhero.
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"My husband is out of town, but the cupboard doors are still open, so now I have to face some cold hard truths about myself."
"My 6yo searching frantically for his backpack while wearing his back pack is a whole 'Is it summer break yet?' mood."
"Behind The Music: 'Cruel Summer' was actually written by a parent whose kid couldnt get into a full-day camp."
"Marriage is between two people: one person who is on the verge of sleep and one person who is asking if the front door is locked."
Nick Fuentes, a virulent antisemite who also attended the Jan. 6 Capitol attack, has called Adolf Hitler "really fucking cool."
"My 8yo singing Howareyouyeah instead of Hallelujah is the rewrite we all needed."