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"In a public bathroom: 'Mommy, why does your bottom cover the whole toilet seat but mine doesnt?'"
The comedian responded to the backlash over his new Netflix special with a recycled put-down.
The best thing about this season was definitely the fans' hilarious reactions.
"Toddlers be like, 'Excuse me madam that's my emotional support Walmart receipt.'"
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"Airbnb be like '3 bedroom, 11 beds.'"
The former vice president tried his hand at humor. It really didn't go well.
The couple said the reason why theres a rumor that theyve hosted orgies is because most people don't get jokes.
"Really love thumping a dog's side to see if they are hollow."
"Opened closet in hotel to check for murderers while simultaneously realizing I was unprepared should one be in there."
"I cant wait to make my small zit less noticeable by digging a large and horrific wound into my face."
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