Im Not Racist, I Just Only Like People Who Look And Think Like Me

Dear snowflakes (especially the very sad/dumb J.K Rowling),

I am not racist. Im just a regular old (white) guy who enjoys the classics: whether thats holding the door open for a lady or denying minorities fundamental rights.

You and me, were not so different. We have hobbies you like to go to concerts, I like to make a nice DIY torch and march in the name of white supremacy. We both have heroes you look up to Michael Jordan, Im partial to Hitler. Yes, I know he didnt win any NBA finals lol. We even probably share interests like drinking water, for example.

Look were already finding common ground.

Besides the fact that youre a good person and work harder than me and are nicer and are probably better at mostly everything and definitely better at making people orgasm, were basically the same.

So, please stop using the R word. Please stop being so quick to label me. Im not racist, I just hate everyone who doesnt look like me or think like me and Ill do whatever it takes to make sure they are vanished from this Earth. If wanting a planet full of white people with the same terrible haircut is racist then ok lol yeah I guess Im racist. Sue me (dont).

Yes, I have a tattoo of a swastika. Yes, the wallpaper in my room is just repeated pictures of Steve Bannons face. Yes, I spent my weekend knitting a confederate flag quilt. Whats your point? I put on my KKK robe one arm at a time just like everyone else. Is there anything racist about that? This is the single biggest witch hunt in history.

Side note: why do people always talk about toxic masculinity around me? Should I google that?

I am happy to make money. I want to make more money, make more music, eat Big Macs and drink Budweisers Kid Rock, Future President

Man, I fucking love Kid Rock.

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The truth is, Ive never had to face any real adversity in my life. Unless you count when Friends ended. I just know I could so easily be replaced and Im more fragile than IKEA furniture and I want to keep my power #2fragile2furious

I have a very sad life.

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Oops sorry about that ^, accidentally dropped my copy of David Dukes Jewish Supremacism: My Awakening to the Jewish Question on the keyboard. Not racist though. Ha. Just heard it was a good read. But out of curiosity, what do you think of Jews? Email me at WhitePplForever22@aol.com .

Ok ok I know what youre going to say, but thats an old email. I just dont want to have to change it and lose messages and stuff, ya know?

Hey do you guys think I should buy this tank?

Ohhhhhh alright hmm yes now I see what youre saying...

Yeah, Im definitely racist.

Im a huge fucking racist. Like Im the biggest piece of shit to walk this earth. Why cant I just let other people live their lives? Why is my heart so filled with hate? Is this why I dont have any friends? Is this why Ive never felt love before? Is this why people never text me back even though I see theyre posting on social media? I have a v bad life and therefore have to go out of my way to ruin life for others. Shoutout Trump though, love your vague statements.

Brb have a lot of thinking to do.