New York officials could soon seize Donald Trumps assets to pay off his $464 million bond and Jimmy Kimmel knows just where they can start: his private jet.
I can think of nothing more delightful, Kimmel said. Can you imagine the sight of Donald Trump standing in line for a Southwest flight in boarding group C?
Trump filed a statement in court saying that 30 bond companies had rejected him , leaving him with no way to come up with the cash. But Kimmel said some insiders believe thats just a negotiating tactic by the bond companies to extract better terms from Trump.
Basically, they have him over a barrel, and now theyre behind him like Stormy Daniels with a rolled-up magazine, Kimmel said.
Stormy Daniels is the adult film star given $130,000 to keep quiet about her allegations of an affair with Trump. One of her claims is that he pulled down his pants, and she spanked him with a magazine with his picture on the cover.
Kimmel offered a visual demonstration of Trump being spanked by the bond companies.
Youve been a bad boy, Donald. Do you want a bond? Do you want bondage? he said as he swatted an imaginary Trumps rear. Say it. Say, Im a bad boy.
Sorry, I got carried away, Kimmel said after his demonstration.
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