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Posted: 2024-03-22T06:07:11Z | Updated: 2024-03-22T11:33:32Z Sorry, I Got Carried Away: Jimmy Kimmel Spanks Donald Trump Over Bondage Issue | HuffPost

Sorry, I Got Carried Away: Jimmy Kimmel Spanks Donald Trump Over Bondage Issue

The late-night host has some ideas on how the former president can pay off his $464 million bond.
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New York officials could soon seize Donald Trumps assets to pay off his $464 million bond and Jimmy Kimmel knows just where they can start: his private jet. 

I can think of nothing more delightful, Kimmel said. Can you imagine the sight of Donald Trump standing in line for a Southwest flight in boarding group C? 

Trump filed a statement in court saying that 30 bond companies had rejected him , leaving him with no way to come up with the cash. But Kimmel said some insiders believe thats just a negotiating tactic by the bond companies to extract better terms from Trump. 

Basically, they have him over a barrel, and now theyre behind him like Stormy Daniels with a rolled-up magazine, Kimmel said. 

Stormy Daniels is the adult film star given $130,000 to keep quiet about her allegations of an affair with Trump. One of her claims is that he pulled down his pants, and she spanked him with a magazine with his picture on the cover. 

Kimmel offered a visual demonstration of Trump being spanked by the bond companies.

Youve been a bad boy, Donald. Do you want a bond? Do you want bondage? he said as he swatted an imaginary Trumps rear. Say it. Say, Im a bad boy. 

Sorry, I got carried away, Kimmel said after his demonstration. 

See more in his Thursday night monologue: 

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