Stephen Colbert on Monday night devoted much of his opening monologue to a bizarre confession by South Dakota Gov. Kristi Noem , who he said desperately wants to be Donald Trump s running mate.
His last one, for some reason, just didnt hang in there, Colbert cracked on The Late Show.
But her chances of being picked are plunging over a story she explains in her new book.
If you like puppies, youre not gonna like Kristi Noem, Colbert said.
In the book, Noem details killing her 14-month-old dog , Cricket, after the untrainable pooch attacked a neighbors chickens.
Gov. Noem, if you dont like untrainable animals that wolf down chicken, I have bad news about your partys nominee, Colbert said, and showed a picture of Trump enjoying some KFC.
He was just getting started.
See his full takedown of Noem in his Monday night monologue:
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