With Brett Kavanaugh likely to be voted onto the U.S. Supreme Court on Saturday, the majority of the country that doesn’t approve of his appointment is going to need a drink. So why not crack open a cold, refreshing bottle of Kavanaugh-brand beer?
“The Late Show With Stephen Colbert ” promoted the product in its cold open Friday, and had selling points taken straight from the judge’s Senate testimony: Kavanaugh beer has “no calories, no answers,” and comes with a hangover that “lasts a lifetime appointment.”
Kavanaugh Beer. Because we drink beer. We like beer. Do you like beer?? We like beer. We still like beer.
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